101 Amazing Spooky Jokes by Jack Goldstein

Author:Jack Goldstein
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: halloween, witch, ghost, ghoul, joke, knock, lol, rofl, hilarious, roflmao, lmao, funny, irl, laugh, humour, jokes, side split, injury, joking, just for laughs, giggle, children, guffaw, comedy
ISBN: 9781782347774
Publisher: Andrews UK Limited 2013
Published: 2013-03-11T00:00:00+00:00

Skeletons

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

He had no body to go with!

What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings?

Lazy bones!

Why are skeletons so calm?

Nothing gets under their skin!

Why couldn’t the skeleton sing in front of his friends?

He just didn’t have the guts!

Who was the most famous French skeleton?

Napoleon bone-apart !

Who was the most famous skeleton detective?

Sherlock Bones!

What is a Skeleton’s favorite song?

Bad to the Bone

Why don’t skeletons play music in church?

They have no organs!

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs!

What do skeletons say before they eat?

Bone Appetite!

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